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January 14, 2006

Bombardment Of The Day

Wow. I've never thought I've experienced (almost) being bomb shelled by a bird turd (or bird dropping or bird shit if you want it vulgar). An hour and half ago, while briskly walking, I just heard that familiar "plok" sound and noticed the whitish poo half a feet away from my shoe. Hey, that rhymed.

Thank God, if I had slowed down for a mere second or two, my hair would have gone "gee your hair smells poo-rrefic".

4 comments:

purplejeans79 said...

Apparently being pooed on by a bird is good luck. So you may have just missed your chance. Although I think it's pretty damn bad luck if you got turd in your hair.

Sidney said...

Maybe better than the landing of a coconut on your head... :-)

rmacapobre said...

you seriously think that god cares about poo in your head while millions are dying of hunger in turkey ..

hehehe relax lang max. relax lang. ^_^

jio said...

Naku Max, relax nga lang. ;-)

Purplejeans, if I only know that was good luck, I should have really slowed down and let myself be baptized by the goo. :-D

Sid, you got a point there. :-D Maybe it would have been a blessing in disguise.

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